Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
What shall we die for?: A Pirates of the Caribbean AU for The Hobbit
20 years after the island fortress long ruled by his line is ravaged and captured by a rogue admiral commanding The Desolation,Thorin, heir of the greatest line of pirates the Caribbean has ever known, is given a mysterious key and map said to lead to The Lonely Island and the cursed gold that drove his forefathers mad. Thorin must now cobble together a crew of his former shipmates, his nephews who had previously thought their uncle to be no more than a failed merchant, and the Caribbean’s most talented thief who moonlights as a mere grocer.
However, The Court of the Free Peoples, no more than a loose alliance of pirate kingdoms, is wary of war returning to the Caribbean. Thorin will awaken more than canonfire with his quest and as the battle for the freedom of the seas begins, Thorin and his crew must determine whether their loyalties lie with the cursed gold awaiting them or with their pirate brethren fighting for liberty.
|me on my way home from class:||oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped|
|me the second i get home:||nah|